"Life's a Beach"
Written by Len Janson and Chuck Menville
Directed by Frank DePalma
Original airdate: October 10, 1992
A trip to a beautiful beach
triggers Christa’s memories of her mysterious past.
The title of this episode is a take-off on the idiom
"life's a bitch" or "life's a bitch and then you die." In this
case, the title has a less negative connotation in that it
refers to the fact that the beach our heroes travel to unravels
Christa's memories of how she became stranded alone as a child
in the Land of the Lost.
This episode introduces Namaki, a sort of merman played by Tom
Allard, the same actor who plays Shung.
During the teaser, Scarface is chasing the Porters' Jeep through
the jungle in a scene similar to the T. rex chase in
Jurassic Park. But this was produced a year before that
movie was released!
Apparently, there are a large number of items tied to the roof
of the Jeep, covered by a blue tarp, similar to when the Porters
arrived in the Land. But what all did they bring just for a day
at the beach that it couldn't fit in the back hatch? (When they
arrive at the beach, we see Kevin grab a boogie board from under
Throughout the close-up driving scenes shot into the windshield
of the Jeep,
you can see at the top of the screen that not only are the tarp and supplies missing
from the roof, but it is also completely black in the
background; no sun or jungle to be seen. Obviously, these shots
were filmed back at the studio in a motionless vehicle and without
the benefit of a bluescreen in the background.
As our heroes arrive at the beach, we see two Camerasaurs (the
same species as Big Guy) wading in the ocean waters.
At 3:02 in the episode, Kevin exclaims that the beach they've
arrived at is just like California. In fact, these scenes were
Point Dume in southern California. Many films and TV
shows have filmed there. Among these is the famous scene of the
Statue of Liberty half buried in the sand at the end of the
original Planet of the Apes.
At 3:43 in the episode, Stink runs onto the beach, towards the
ocean but, like a dog unfamiliar with swimming, runs away to
avoid getting wet as the water rolls in. Besides being a funny
character bit, I imagine the producers did not want the furry
Pakuni costume to get wet. A minute later, Tasha does the same
thing, but does get her feet wet.
In another demonstration of Tasha's anthropomorphic qualities,
at 4:41 in the episode, after Stink throws a sandball at her,
she scoops up some sand herself and squishes it into a ball,
throwing it at Stink's rear.
At 5:23 in the episode, as he runs to save Kevin from a sea
creature in the water, Tom again has his trusty baseball bat (as
seen in "Flight to Freedom"). It
seems to be his weapon of choice!
I haven't been able to identify the type of creature
that attacks Kevin in the sea. Perhaps it is not an
actual prehistoric animal but one made up for the
series; it looks more like a sea serpent than any kind
of ichthyosaur. At one point it coils itself around Tom,
trying to pull him down into the water.
You might not notice it during a casual viewing, but at 6:36 in the episode, the Porters are putting up the tarp as a
sun shelter. Annie is pounding the long brace poles securely
into the sand while standing on Kevin's back, who is down on all
fours! And Tasha is holding the pole in place for her.
At 6:57 in the episode, there appears to be a cave in the cliff
in the background. Is this the same cave in which the Porters go
on to meet the siren in the later episode
What is Christa's swimsuit made of? It seems to have a sort
of silvery sheen to it. Is it the hide of some water creature?
At 10:25 in the episode, more anthropo-Tasha. After being
frightened by Namaki in the brush along the beach, she attempts
a pantomime to tell the Porters what she saw.
At 11:22 in the episode, Christa is wearing Tom's overshirt
which he was wearing earlier! I guess he gave it to her to help
keep the sun off her shoulders.
This episode is the first time we hear that Mrs. Porter died in
a car accident two years ago. Since "Dreammaker" establishes the
date of that episode as September 19, 1992, Mrs. Porter must
have died in 1990.
It's a nice touch that when Namaki speaks, he seems to have a
similar accent as Christa. Presumably, Christa has the accent
due to her exposure to Namaki when she was a girl. Many times,
Christa's accent has reminded me of the accent used by Mary
McDonnell as Stands With A Fist, a white woman who was raised by
the Sioux tribe of Native Americans, in the film Dances With Wolves.
Tom Allard is wearing contact lenses to give Namaki the
appearance of vertically-slitted pupils.
||Stink says, "Mazogude."
This word is unknown, but from the context would seem to
mean "not far".
||Stink says, "Komadi,
||"I'm sorry, Tom
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